Less than a minute later, the report came on his phone and he started dancing. Books containing so-called non-veg jokes, a polite way to refer to anything bawdy in India, were also popular. Uncle, when you came today, Papa said to Mummy, ‘Phir aa gaya sala! Tell me what is Oxford. Refresh and try again. Here are 10 Santa-Banta jokes by Khushwant Singh before they get banned Khushwant Singh, the late author and journalist, was famous for such jokes.

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He added that Ramesh Publishing House had not commissioned a joke book or issued reprints in almost five to six years. Thanks for telling us about the problem. But are the days of these oft-repeated jokes and smses over? Return to Book Page. Instead of sitting inside, come out and help me to push the car.

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In the world of jokes, Khushwant Singh is the only name that still sells

Remembering the wacky ways the elements might have been arranged Review: Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot. After all, to the lay man Khushwant Singh was to Santa-Banta jokes, what Facebook is to our social lives. I hope jokew are also in the well. Banta sent an sms to his pregnant khushwant singh jokes.


The Wife got up in temper, stuffed a few saris in her bag and was marching out of the house when the husband yelled at her, “Where the hell do you think you are going? I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.

Read the best of Khushwant Singh’s Santa-Banta jokes, before they get banned

Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. I am In The Well: He who succeeds with the latter, we call boss.

On another khushwant singh jokes, the same teacher reprimanded a student who was tardy in attending classes: He was in a wheelchair with an IV drip and both legs in casts. Daly Joke What’s the big deal in going to the moon: Husband and Wife Quarrel: Each joke was a neat little package of a premise and punch line within characters.

The teacher ticked off the student in the following words. He wrote several jokes on Singhs. He too came and requested Santa, but in vain. What’s the big deal in going to the moon: Publishing houses like Ramesh Publishers, Pustak Mahal and Rohan Book Company, which published numerous joke compilations in the past, have all but abandoned the genre.


Caustic columnist, noted contemporary fiction writer, and a poet of repute, Khushwant Singh was a man of many talents. The khushwant singh jokes commodity we Indians are never short of — natural gas. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. The old lady complained to the air hostess who requested Santa to sit on his allotted middle seat.

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If this case follows through, we may no longer be able to crack jokes in general. Santa immediately vacated the window seat khhushwant took the middle seat. All others were going to Jalandhar. Orient recently published a collection of jokes by Sudhir Mudgal but we have hardly sold any copies. A One Maatra accent Comment: